Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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