She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
