We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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