It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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