She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
me + whiskey = a bad person
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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