It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
These tits shall not be calmed
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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