Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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