Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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