My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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