90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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