btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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