Can i not drive my cunt home
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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