is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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