I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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