dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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