i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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