Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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