turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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