The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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