im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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