when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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