a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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