im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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