just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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