yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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