i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
4 words: hood of his car
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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