Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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