Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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