She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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