exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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