God gave him joint rollers for hands
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The ass gains better be worth it
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