I faked an abortion last night.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize