its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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