I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
