dude i'm inner monologue high
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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