Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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