I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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