Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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