I want to make a zoo with you.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
