i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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