windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
MIDGETS
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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