weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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