I love black thongs
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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