This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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