She's JV to your varsity
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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