if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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