lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The ass gains better be worth it
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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