I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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