Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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