3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
