No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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