The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I have post one night stand depression
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