He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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