so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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