Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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