Cold hands, warm shart.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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